Participated in a “Risk” game
with OP, Perceptor, Jazz, Wheeljack, and Chip. Optimus refused
to completely annihilate anyone’s army as usual. Jazz became
‘bored’ and quit to go dance with Blaster or something. Chip
and I had a very close final showdown. I won. There have been
some complaints made about apparent graffiti on a door. Red
Alert believes it is suspicious…will proceed with caution.
Knowing Red, though, not tooo much caution.
Door located with “Warning Emo Door” painted onto
it, what could that mean? Emo? Hmmm. Mirage was sighted in the
vicinity, but I somehow doubt he is the culprit…I suppose the
graffiti must remain until I can discover who painted it
there. Minibot Movie Night was cancelled due to some kind of
disturbance. They refuse to give details.
Had to put off investigation into “Emo Door”
graffiti, as Sunstreaker filed a complaint against Tracks for
theft of body polish and indecent proposal. I think this is
the first time he has actually filed anything. Sometimes I
hate my job. Going for Energon later with Bluestreak and
Sunstreaker has nullified
his complaint. Apparently the polish was left in the medbay,
by Sunstreaker himself. In a potentially related note, Ratchet
is now missing 10 chamois cloths. I will attend to this after
I complete the “Emo Door” investigation, as suggested by
Optimus. Something about Red Alert’s sanity.
The “Emo Door” artwork has
expanded to unspeakable proportion and subject matter. It is
entirely inappropriate for a base of military operations, in a
variety of ways. There have been a string of reports of
unpleasant events accompanying viewing of the painted door. Am
working extra hard to discover the perpetrator. May go ahead
and assign someone to clean it off. Possibly Sideswipe. Or
Sunstreaker. Or both.