Comics in Disguise - Weekly contribution thread

The topic of this period was "Dirty Secrets". What would a Transformer want to hide from his comrades?

Here was how I got things rolling (out):

As usual, Ratchet's mind is in the gutter.

I can't deny it... I love kitties. Soundwave knows this to be true.

No wonder he's so paranoid... What would Inferno say if he saw Red wearing that coconut bra? Only Nagi-Oki knows.

I decided to liven things up with everyone's favourite Decepticon and his sad social life.